Saturday, January 10, 2009

Movie Review: Love's Labour's Lost

One of the great things about a snow advisory is that it provides a great excuse to sit around at home and idly flip through the channels to see what is on. This month one of the free movies available on my cable subscription is Kenneth Branagh's version of Love's Labour's Lost, which he re imagines as a movie musical set in the 1940s. As I noted in an earlier post, this was far from a great film and had some atrocious acting. However, since I had the time, I decided to revisit it to see if my initial judgment was correct. While the flaws that I noted earlier still ring true, I must admit that the film's concept is actually quite interesting, even if the execution leaves a great deal to be desired.

Love's Labour's Lost is one of the oddest of Shakespeare's plays; even though it is considered a comedy, it doesn't have a traditional comedic happy ending. Furthermore, some consider it to be the most Elizabethan of Shakespeare's works, and a great deal of the language and word puns are not easily understandable (or even translatable) for modern audiences. Consequently, Kenneth Branagh's idea of taking the play, cutting the hell out of it (approximately 1/3 of the dialogue from the original remains), and replacing sonnets and word play with songs and dancing isn't a completely horrible idea, at least on paper.

However, problems arise when these ideas are realized. Branagh does make some helpful and effective choices, such as including periodic newsreel footage that recaps the information for the audience. Unfortunately, this decision is utterly necessary, since it is very difficult to understand the plot if you are relying solely on the actors. Although some of the actors have a strong grasp of the language and Adrian Lester, as Dumaine, is quite facile at singing and dancing, the entire production feels rather shoddy and half-finished. Even though the actors gamely try their best and are quite energetic, their enthusiasm doesn't always make up for their lack of skill at singing, dancing, or interpreting Shakespeare's language. Alicia Silverstone and Matthew Lillard seem particularly lost, and their line readings are often embarrassing to watch.

The other problem is that Branagh's homage to the movie musical of the 1930s and 1940s (think Fred and Ginger) lacks the original musicals' wit and polish. Some have noted that Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers understood the inanity of their genre; consequently, they have a twinkle in their eye as they deliver their lines. However, Branagh et al's take on the movie musical waffles between complete sincerity (see any number that Branagh is in) and winking acknowledgement of the genre's limitations (the patently fake sets, the purposefully [one hopes] horrible choreography for "The Way You Look Tonight).

The other problem is the abrupt change of tone at the end, even though it is arguably the most effective scene in the entire film. While most of the movie takes on a frothy, light tone (Nathan Lane is in the cast, for crying out loud), the last 10 minutes bring a sudden death and the start of World War II. As the ladies leave, the characters break out into Gershwin's "They Can't Take That Away From Me," and we are treated to a black and white montage of the characters dealing with the war. The result is Fred and Ginger meet Casablanca. Even though this is incongruous and not entirely successful, it is the most surprisingly moving part of the entire film.

Love's Labour's Lost is undoubtedly flawed. Even my high school students, who readily admitted that they had a difficult time understanding and interpreting Shakespeare, were stunned into silence when faced with Alicia Silverstone's attempts at speaking the bard's language. However, it isn't a bad introduction to the play, and there are much worse ways of spending 90 minutes of a snowy Saturday night than watching a group of actors willingly and agreeably attempt to tackle singing, dancing, and Shakespeare in one fell swoop.

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Curse of Disney Channel, Part I

A quick warning: if you like Disney Channel or any of its shows/ movies (High School Musical, Hannah Montana, etc.), then this post is probably not for you. I've been meaning to spew my hatred for the Disney Channel for a while, and it is not going to be pretty.

Once upon a time (so I am told), the Disney Channel actually had standards and presented at least moderately entertaining and interesting shows starring actors with some talent. Unfortunately, even if that time ever really existed, it has come and gone. Walt Disney, who apparently had some very questionable work tactics and ideas (to say the least) would be horrified to see what passes for entertainment on the channel that bears his name.

Quite frankly, the Disney Channel is one of the main hubs of mediocre talent. Along with the upsetting rise of reality television (which is everywhere, but most noticeably on Fox and MTV), the Disney Channel has started foisting some of the most annoying and shrill child actors onto pop culture since Steve Urkel first came on the scene. In order to be on a Disney show, apparently the only things that you need are:
  1. Minimal talent (preferably in acting and singing)
  2. The ability to look really happy and excited while doing inane things
  3. Photogenic but ultimately bland features
Of course, Disney has happened upon some people who surpass these standards. Shia LaBeouf and Keri Russell, both of whom got their starts on a Disney Channel show (Even Stevens and The All New Mickey Mouse Club, respectively) are both prime examples of talent; one could even make the argument that this applies to Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera. However, for every genuinely talented star that comes from Disney are at least a dozen mediocre ones that are overexposed on merchandise and in the media.

Take, for instance, Vanessa Hudgens. She's cute and got incredibly (INCREDIBLY) lucky by being in the ubiquitous High School Musical franchise. However, I can't imagine Meryl Streep or even Anne Hathaway worrying that Hudgens is going to present any real competition for roles. Hudgens manages to fulfill all three of the criteria mentioned above. She can act and sing (sort of), she seems extremely perky, and she is pretty but not terribly memorable. Regarding her talent, she's okay, but so are the workers at any given Coldstone Creamery, who must sing for tips (and don't have the luxury of multiple takes). For those of you who want more proof, just check out her big duet in HSM2, where she can't generate any chemistry with Zac Efron (her boyfriend in real life) and manages to suck at lip synching. The scene is the perfect example of negative talent, where she is a virtual black hole that devours any talent in her path. Watching her try to carry a scene by herself is akin to chasing and watching tornadoes: even as you recognize the spectacle you are watching as ultimately destructive and threatening to your well-being, you can't tear your eyes away.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Raul Esparaza + Wicked = Surprisingly Good

I made absolutely no secret about my intense hatred of the musical Wicked. In some ways, I find that show even more abhorrent than Legally Blonde the Musical, and I have discussed numerous times how much that show bugs me. Part of the reason I have a problem with Wicked is that the music is uneven at best. Some of it isn't bad ("Popular") while a lot of it suffers from bad lyrics ("Like a seed dropped by a sky bird" - what the hell?). When coupled with the show's not-very-subtle moralizing, I had a difficult time sitting through the musical when I saw it on Broadway.

However, I came across a clip of Raul Esparaza singing "Defying Gravity" with Seth Rodetsky at the piano. It is surprisingly good. If you want to read the background on how this came about, go here.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Book Review: 211 Things Any Clever Girl Can Do

At long last, I am forcing myself to sit down and write the review for this book. When I first read it several months ago, I found myself comparing the book to the some of light, inoffensive sitcom or romantic comedy I sometimes turn on when I am cooking dinner or cleaning my apartment. It is a pleasant diversion and keeps things from being too quiet, but it isn't all that engrossing or thought-provoking. Although my reread of the book for this review confirmed my earlier reaction, it also helped me figure out why I found this book simultaneously amusing and forgettable.

Like many books that have come before it, Bunty Cutler's 211 Things Any Clever Girl Can Do offers advice for surviving life. It is in the same vein as The Daring Book For Girls in that much of the advice seems to hearken back to a more innocent period, one in which knowing how to churn butter might be practical knowledge rather than just interesting trivia to use as filler during a cocktail party. Cutler's book even uses old-fashioned illustrations of young women in dress popular during the earlier part of the 20th century. However, not all of the advice given has to do with anachronistic knowledge. Besides churning butter, pruning tea, and figuring out if a man likes you, Cutler also offers tips on getting out of a car without showing your underwear (one wonders if Britney Spears and other celebutantes have read this book) and dealing with telemarketers. There are also more whimsical sections on making a macrame bikini, swinging on a trapeze, and giving yourself a Brazilian wax (there are some things that are probably best left to experts).

If these activities sound rather random and unrelated, it is because they are. Although Cutler arranges the book in sections such as "Life of the Party" and "Fun and Games," the juxtaposition of helpful tips (French braiding hair and removing stains) with more fanciful advice (riding an ostrich and curtsying) makes for an occasionally disconcerting and frustrating read. While the book is a lot of fun, this "everything and the kitchen sink" approach may not be the best way of giving advice (The Daring Book for Girls is considerably more cohesive because it opted to focus more on old-fashioned activities). Consequently, if you are looking for some helpful tips and don't mind an incongruous mixture of practical and fanciful advice, then you might enjoy 211 Things Any Clever Girl Can Do. However, if you are looking for a single guidebook to help you (or someone else) navigate the perils of modern living, you may want to look elsewhere.

Evernote.com: Testing 1, 2, 3...

In an attempt to become more organized, I am trying out Evernote.com, a website that has recently received some press in Real Simple magazine (a publication I am always excited to open but which always seems to disappoint me in some way) and on this list of 21 Excellent Web Apps for college students. In some ways, Evernote seems like a great idea. However, since I'm pretty much a pen-and-paper kind of person (I have tried to use numerous Palm Pilots but always went back to my trusty paper calendar), I don't know how useful Evernote will be for me. Only time will tell...

Friday, January 2, 2009

A Poem for the New Year: Hardy's "The Darkling Thrush"

"The Darkling Thrush"
by Thomas Hardy

I leant upon a coppice gate
When Frost was spectre-gray,
And Winter's dregs made desolate
The weakening eye of day.
The tangled bine-stems scored the sky
Like strings of broken lyres,
And all mankind that haunted nigh
Had sought their household fires.

The land's sharp features seemed to be
The Century's corpse outleant,
His crypt the cloudy canopy,
The wind his death-lament.
The ancient pulse of germ and birth
Was shrunken hard and dry,
And every spirit upon earth
Seemed fervourless as I.

At once a voice arose among
The bleak twigs overhead
In a full-hearted evensong
Of joy illimited;
An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small,
In blast-beruffled plume,
Had chosen thus to fling his soul
Upon the growing gloom.

So little cause for carolings
Of such ecstatic sound
Was written on terrestrial things
Afar or nigh around,
That I could think there trembled through
His happy good-night air
Some blessed Hope, whereof he knew
And I was unaware.

Thomas Hardy has never been accused of being a glass half-full type of author (anyone who has read Tess of the D'Urbervilles or Jude the Obscure would agree with me). Indeed, most of his works have a decidedly dark and fatalistic tone. While he once considered himself a meliorist, meaning that he believed that the world was slowly changing for the better, events such as World War I caused him to eventually abandon this hope.

However, "The Darkling Thrush" offers a considerably more hopeful Hardy than his other works suggests. Although this relatively optimistic mood did not stay with Hardy, it is nice to think of him getting some solace, however brief, during the last evening of the 19th century. Enjoy the poem and be certain to read Robert Pinsky's interesting commentary on the poem at Slate.com.

Happy New Year!

Welcome to 2009, and here's to hoping that it goes a lot better than the previous year.